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Category Archives: Humour

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Incontinental

February 10, 2008 – 21:55

Of course Germans have jokes. They’re just not funny.

By Anders Dahnielson | Also published in From the hip | No comments

Renewable Resources

August 12, 2007 – 23:27

[I]f we could convert moronity into electricity we would have an eternal energy source. — Anders Dahnielson

By Anders Dahnielson | Also published in From the hip | No comments

Code Upgrade

August 12, 2007 – 23:07

Today the Security Advisory System was upgraded from orange to banana.

By Anders Dahnielson | Also published in Politics, From the hip | No comments

Things You Wish You Didn’t Know

April 20, 2007 – 21:53

– I was a mistake.

– Ouch. That’s harsh.

– Yeah. Nude twister.

By Anders Dahnielson | Also published in From the hip | No comments

Pray

January 8, 2007 – 15:22

To quote Kenneth Himschoot:

Our W3C, which art on the net:
Hallowed be thy markup.
Thy workingdrafts come.
Thy Specs be done in Mozilla as they are in Opera.
Give us this day our daily XHTLM and forgive us our hacks and workarounds, as we forgive all tablebased designers.
And lead us not to invalid code but deliver us from IE5.

Amen.

By Anders Dahnielson | Also published in Web, Internet, General | No comments

Snowclony

November 11, 2006 – 21:21

I’m the new me.

By Anders Dahnielson | Also published in Language, From the hip | No comments

Vocabulary

October 28, 2006 – 12:16

You see, there’s a big gap where the vocabulary of the sexes is divided. Because if it sounds to good to be true guys, it is.

C’mon. She wanted a facial!

By Anders Dahnielson | Also published in From the hip | No comments
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