Of course Germans have jokes. They’re just not funny.
Tag Archives: Humour
[I]f we could convert moronity into electricity we would have an eternal energy source. — Anders Dahnielson
Today the Security Advisory System was upgraded from orange to banana.
– I was a mistake. – Ouch. That’s harsh. – Yeah. Nude twister.
To quote Kenneth Himschoot: Our W3C, which art on the net: Hallowed be thy markup. Thy workingdrafts come. Thy Specs be done in Mozilla as they are in Opera. Give us this day our daily XHTLM and forgive us our hacks and workarounds, as we forgive all tablebased designers. And lead us not to invalid [...]
I’m the new me.
You see, there’s a big gap where the vocabulary of the sexes is divided. Because if it sounds to good to be true guys, it is. C’mon. She wanted a facial!
My mother is totally convinced that I am gay. My gay friends just laughs at me. But I do like musicals. I appreciate Madonna and Kylie Minouge. I do use products. I can cook and I did wish for a KitchenAid as present. Well, maybe I don’t dress that neatly. But then I haven’t spent [...]
They say, that when you eat chocolate you essentially experience the same feelings like when you’re in love. They also tell you that sneezing is just like having a miniature orgasm. So I recon that sneezing while eating lots of chocolate may count as pretty safe sex.
I don’t get women. They all want guys with a sense of humor. Still, they can’t take a joke!