Category Archives: From the hip

Opinion pieces. If I sound grumpy, it’s because I shoot from the hip; which usually mean I talk out of my ass.

Code Upgrade

Today the Security Advisory System was upgraded from orange to banana.

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Things You Wish You Didn’t Know

– I was a mistake. – Ouch. That’s harsh. – Yeah. Nude twister.

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My English is Good, How’s Your Typesetter?

One of my previous new year resolutions was to improve my grammar and interpunctuation skills, wished by some teachers that dreaded my long, dwindling (learn to use the comma!?), rambling (or any of its brothers and sisters), rants as sentences. I’m a strong believer in if you’re going to do something do it as good […]

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Poetic license

I haven’t posted anything here in a while, so I composed this somewhat dadaistic poem below from the subject lines of the spam in my inbox: Wanna check it out? The so systemic, Was a revision On deficit; Got her broown with highhard Do accordance; The is stolen His highlight; Time is now, Spout means […]

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Snowclony

I’m the new me.

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Vocabulary

You see, there’s a big gap where the vocabulary of the sexes is divided. Because if it sounds to good to be true guys, it is. C’mon. She wanted a facial!

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Chocolaty

They say, that when you eat chocolate you essentially experience the same feelings like when you’re in love. They also tell you that sneezing is just like having a miniature orgasm. So I recon that sneezing while eating lots of chocolate may count as pretty safe sex.

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Womanhooderishy

I don’t get women. They all want guys with a sense of humor. Still, they can’t take a joke!

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Earnesty

I don’t know where this world is headed. But I swear I just saw a webad reading: “Earn money while you work”.

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Jane Doe You?

I can not remember names. I just don’t do names. I can’t even keep track of my own middle names. I carry an ID-card as percussion — just so people will know who I am. Because I’m that terrible at remembering names, I usually don’t even try to make the effort. So me and my […]

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